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    Blonde Joke


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    Blonde Joke

    Post by [UW]HunterKiller on Thu May 07, 2009 12:55 am

    I got this in an e-mail. Hope you like it as I thought it was a good one.

    Bob & The Blonde

    Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat
    down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

    The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the
    story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

    The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

    Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

    The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

    Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the
    ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

    The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob,
    saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

    Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on
    the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."

    The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it

    Bob took the money...


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